clientsfromhell:
Client: Can you build a human in 3D, with flowing clothes and have it animated by today? Oh and I want it to look as realistic as possible!
Me: That’s impossible for me to do in such a short amount of time. Also, that would be a very high-poly model, including hair and cloth, which would take a long time to render out.
Client: Okay, so when do you think you can have it done by?
Me: Maybe a week?
Client: What?! You’re killing me here. I hired you for a reason. It’s so easy to do!